Mix volleyball i Sengeløse
Kære alle læsere ,
Vi startede mixafdelingen op i Sengeløse volleyballklub i
2000. Vi er den del spillere, som har fået familie - børn - og andre dårlige
undskyldninger for ikke at træne på det høje niveau som i andre klubber.
Derfor startede vi op med at spille mixvolley. Spillereglerne er de samme
som for " professionelle" , vi synes bare at det er vigtigere at vi har det
sjovt end at hamre af sted hele tiden.
I mixafdelingen er vi ca. 25 medlemmer fordelt i alderen
20 til 55 år. Vi træner hver torsdag, hvorefter der slukkes efter med en kop
øl/vand.
Dem der har lyst deltager i Roskilde Amt/Københavns Amt
mixturnering, hvor vi mødes ca. 1 gang om mdr. for at spille et stævne med
ca. 8 til 14 deltagende hold. Den dag spiller vi så 3 - 6 kampe af en times
varighed pr stk., og resultaterne herfra er pt. ikke vigtige.
Vi er altid åbne for tilgang af nye mixspillere, så spred
bare rygtet til jeres nærmeste , som måske også har lysten og tiden til at
røre lattermusklerne og kroppen.
Så altså; Står du og savner gamle volleydage, men vil ikke
bruge så meget tid på det mere, eller vil du som voksen og nybegynder godt
lære at spille volley og møde ligesindede ? Ja… så velkommen til Sengeløse
Mix volley. Øvet eller uøvet ! KOM FRISK!!
Kontingentet for en hel sæson er kun 375,00 kr. Kontigent dækker indendørs og beachvolly. ønsker du alene at spille Beach, eller at være passiv medlem, koster det kr. 100,- årligt
Er du til lidt socialt samvær - sved på panden og volleyball, så kom en
torsdag og lad os byde dig velkommen til en uforpligtende omgang træning.
Formand (mk): Birthe Olesen 43999105
Volleyball træningstider:
Efterår-Forår: Vi træner i Sengeløse hallen torsdage fra
kl. 19.30 til 22.00
Forår-Efterår: Vi træner Beachvolley ved Sengeløse hallen
fra ca 18.00
Volleyball Sæsonen starter første torsdag i september og
varer til udgangen af april.
Beachvolleysæsonen starter ca. medio maj afhængigt af
vejret (ring og få det bekræftet).
Også lige et par jokes at slutte af på:
A man had tickets to see the Gold Medal Volleyball Match
at the Olympics, front row, center court. As he sits down, a woman comes
down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. The seat is empty.
"This is incredible", said the woman. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the Gold Medal Finals and not use it?"
He says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Olympic Volleyball Finals we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."
VOLLEYBALL AND THE DEVIL
Teams were playing a match in a very competitive volleyball tournament one
afternoon. Suddenly, Satan appeared in front of them right at the net. The
players and fans started screaming and running for the gym exits, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the gym except for one confident looking guy named
Keith who sat calmly on the gym floor without moving, seeming oblivious to
the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to Keith and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
Keith replied, "Yep, I sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, not at all." said Keith.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Keith, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?"
persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said Keith again.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
me?"
Keith looked Satan directly in the eye and calmly replied, "Because your
bride has been playing power on my coed volleyball team all season and I
feel like I've already been through Hell."
Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to
Heaven or Hell.
The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked
him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.
"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach,
volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"
"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"
"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were
sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.
"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.
"Yup," said the angel.
"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in
red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him. "Where's
the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.
"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished
